Praise The Lord
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith in God
and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on
her front porch daily and shout; "Praise The Lord!"
Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry
at her proclamations that he would shout,
"There ain't no Lord!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady and she prayed
for God to send her some assistance. Once again,
she stood on her porch and shouted;
"Praise The Lord.God I need food.
I am having a hard time. Please Lord,
send me some groceries."
The next morning the lady went out on her porch
and found a large bag of groceries and shouted;
"Praise the Lord."
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and
said, "Ha,Ha, I told you there was no Lord.
I bought those groceries, God didn't."
The lady started jumping up and down and
clapping her hands and saying,
"Praise the Lord, He not only sent me groceries
but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord."
Author Unknown
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